Religion has convinced people that there’s an invisible man … living in the sky. Who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn’t want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer, and suffer, and burn, and scream, until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you. He loves you and he needs money.
The more I grow up and I step foot in this “adult world”, the more I realise no one really knows what the hell they doing.
Not even being drunk helps me miss you any less
—10 word story (via twopondsandadoctor)